And when I thought I was in europe

I got snagged my some "police" last night, because I was super wasted.
When he grabbed my camera, I immediately just did what he said and showed him my passport.
"Oi drunky, Americans should be careful out" and he let me stumble back with the drunk buddies I was with.

Motherfucker had no idea what due process was though, because he said i can request a copy of the "ticket" in 6 months, and blah blah blah.

Went to a Malaysian restaurant with a buddy, ate a pepper so hot my throat started to swell up, and had to piss soo bad on the tube back that I almost flipping lost it.